Read the disclaimer before voting for Barack Obama
Important Safety Information
Barack Hussein Obama is a Democratic candidate that combines two primary features, Socialism (Marxism) and Liberalism (progressivistic moonbattery). Barack Hussein Obama is used to treat Bush Derangement Syndrome, a disease that causes high blood pressure, dementia, anxiety, and intellectual constipation.
Barack Hussein Obama is not for everyone. It is not for those with common sense, entrepeneurs, legal immigrants, families, or those who fear a healthcare system that works as well as the DMV. If you vote for Barack Hussein Obama, tell your doctor if if you feel muscle pain, weakness, or a sudden onset of guilt. This could be a sign that you realize what you’ve done: i.e., doomed the American people to four years of Jimmy Carter with a better speaking voice. The most common side effects are hypnotic nodding, four-month waits for MRI’s, and a lighter wallet. These side effects tend to dissipate after you either lose the will to live or if you die while awaiting medical treatment…